epic maneuver
an unintended action that can either result in 1. great success or 2. colossal failure. made popular by ytmnd, it’s a fad that is pretty much dead. most epic maneuvers result in failure, and you’ll be remembered for such actions.
examples of an epic maneuver:
1. you’re bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. on the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. let’s say you’re the qb in a football game. after the snap, when you’re poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
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