epileptic highbeams


when a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b and you whip out a strobe light as you c-m disorienting (plus 1 point for each seizure(s))
guy#1: yo dude, i gave my girl the epileptic highbeams last night!
guy#2: sweet! how many points did you get?
guy#1: 4 and a half

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