Epiwank
an awesome, room shaking, sometimes life changing session of male masturbation
john “jeremy why do you look like you’ve run a marathon this morning when you’ve only just got out of bed?”
jeremy “i have a stinking hangover so thought i’d treat myself to an epiw-nk”
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