epolatnac
an inside out cantalope
person 1: hey do you want to try an epolatnac ?
person 2: um what the h-ll is that? is that like a yeti that lives in the mountains?
person 1: no! its an inside out cantalope! can’t u tell?!
-slaps person 2 with a fish-
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