epology


an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation
after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook
an apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.
“i’m such an idiot i can’t even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on mysp-ce.”
a half -ssed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.
“e -i think you owe me an apology…”

“geez nate, ok -i’ve got an (e)pology for you….. i’m sorry you’re such a jack-ss….. feel better?”
an expression of sorrow or admission of guilt achieved via e-mail to limit confrontation, exchange, refutation, or further discussion.
lily: you’ll never believe what elliott did to me the other day- he totally stood me up!
pearl: oh yeah? did he at least have the courtesy to send you an e-pology?
lily: yeah, he said he was sorry he didn’t meet me under the clock at eight. apparently something really important happened.
pearl: yeah, right..i’m sure it did..

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