Epometer


the meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = epic win 0 = epic fail
” did you see that ninja do the backflip?”
“yeah, it was a 100 on the epometer!”
when something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win
“she just fell over.”
“haha that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer”

“my mother just died”
“oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer”

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