Epoon


the female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic p-n-s, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
she was renowned for her epoon flashing

adj. internet “-ss”
you are such an epoon hunter!
female equivelant of e-peen
dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but veronica has the biggest e-poon!

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    nonsense, or something really stupid. stop talking sh-tsense and tell me what happened last night!

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