epoosiotomy
the feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman may experience during childbirth.
person one: why are you sitting on a pillow, today?
person two: tamales with chili for dinner last night…resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. i’m still not sure i don’t need st-tches.
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