epsom summersaults
if a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from ‘mission brown’to ‘avocado green’ {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using “epsom summersaults”.
this is an play on words of:
epsom salts – a diarrhoeic agent.
summersault – putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
it is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
leaves the same mess as a di-hurl, although not in unison
1: i’ve just been to the dunny, i think someone has been doing “epsom summersaults”.
2: well, it was one h-ll of a party.
1: it looks like the sh-t hit the fan… literally
laugh out loud (provided you don’t have to clean it up.)
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