Eptark


the name of a totally cool made up dinosaur, the periwinkle peppersaurus, thought up in an ikea. this animal often acts like a r-t-rd, but, strangly enough, has many friends and is very funny. also known as the a-plane.
allie: what do devon and the ocean have in common? they both have crabs!!!!!!!!
devon: i don’t even know why i’m friends with you, your acting like such an eptark!

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