Equator Penis Measuring System
the equator p-n-s measuring system (epms) is the system that gives an approximation of one’s p-n-s size. generally speaking, the closer you live to the ecuador, the larger your p-n-s is. for example, africans and latin americans living on the equator will have p-n-ses measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the english and scottish living up north have p-n-ses measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. there are also intermediate points. italians, for example, have p-n-ses about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.
example of the equator p-n-s measuring system
canadian: eh, my p-n-s is aboot 3 inches.
italian: what’s a matta you, uh?? i got a 8 inch sausage! it could slap you and break-a your face!!
black guy: y’all n-gg-s is small. i got 12 inches up in this m-th-f-cka. y’all my b-tches now. sh-t just got real!!! sh-t just got real!!!
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