equator
when you are f-cking a girl and when you are about to c-m, pull out, tell the girl to spin like a top, and you leave a nice trail around her waist. experts can attempt the prime meridian or the tropic of breast cancer.
i almost pulled off an equator but the girl didn’t spin fast enough.
when a tan line on a pen15 seperates both halves of the penor. for example one half is tan the other is albino white.
“dude that guy’s equator was so embar-ssing”
the incorrect spelling of ecuador
that idiot spelled ecuador,equator, on his report 18 times, therefore he failed
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