equestrian blumpkin
a variation on the standard blumpkin. instead of receiving a bl-w j-b on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and p–ps like a horse.
“so this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. but the line to the bathroom was way too long. so i dropped my pants, stuck my d-ck in her mouth, and took a cr-p on the floor like a horse. who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in chucky cheese’s?”
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