a word that when you google it, urban dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it’s an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.
bob: hey jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
jerry: shut the f-ck up.
- bating and waiting
v. act of masturbating while waiting for a s-xual parter to show up. dude: hey, man didn’t you say you were gonna get some -sstonight? dude 2: yeah, but don’t worry about her. i got her bating and waiting
a person whose thighs are so fat that when they walk they rub together on their d-ck and cause them to -j-c-l-t- sometimes up to 200 times per day i ran a marathon and shogetted nearly 400 times
- the spitting dragon
during intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face the spitting dragon
a standing yawn that turns into a yawn, arms overhead, with joyful grunts that was quite a yawntch there!
complete and utter perfection man… she’s so amazing. like shniztel? what the h-ll is shniztel