Eraser


a paper tearing, graphite smearing nub.
this eraser is such sh-t, i’m crossing out mistakes and edits, just like when i use a pen.
the greatest invention since the pencil.
although i’m far from the point, i don’t make mistakes, i fix yours.
c-cktail. three shots of vodka in a pint gl-ss of ice, then fill the rest of the way up with smirnoff ice.
we started the night with a couple erasers and then snuck onto the pub crawl. we were f-cked.
cocaine. ironically referring to the only chalk-like white stuff that can erase drunkenness from alcohol
i’m so drunk from all this whisky, anyone got eraser?

1. the gay way of saying ‘rubber’, stationary used to erase pencil writings, therefore, eraser

2. a condom
p1: u know that teachers aren’t allowed to say rubber?
p2: what! why?
p1: yea, they have use eraser to because it refers to condoms
p2: what tight-sses
the greatest tactical-operations player…ever

see sheraser
you are good, but not quite as good as eraser

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