Erection Span
when the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn’t attract a male’s attention under flaccid circ-mstances such as very nasty p-rn or fugly chicks or hookers.
one dude to another: i cannot believed i jacked off to that sk-nk p-rn last nite. i also joined the sk-nk p-rn site and spent like $39.95!
another: until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. hopefully you’ve contained the damage to d-ck chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. one nite when i was on a business trip, my d-ck was hard and i ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. i should have just jerked off.
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