Eretiquette
eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).
girl: “oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; i could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!”
guy: “what’s wrong?”
girl: “why are you sticking your b-m out like that when you hug me?”
guy: “i’m just following proper eretiquette. i barely know you and don’t want to accidentally poke you.”
girl: “you are such a wonderful gentleman.”
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