ericsson
a swedish mobile phone brand, owned by the kevins and nannans of this world, particularly the a1018s. a lovely basic starter mobile, with plastic which smells of quim, and a nice featurette keypad. s-xy 1 line display.
“hey, come look at my ericsson while i protude your quim with the antenna.”
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