Erk
the name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: g-d, jesus christ, the president, or king erk iii. also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.
james: wow! i saw erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
derek: no way! your so lucky!
a term used in conversation when halting anothers speech when the other says something absurd, or something that you dont like
“i looked soo hot on friday night”
“erks! no you didnt”
a word used to describe annoyance or displeasure.
it really erks me when james doesn’t take out the trash.
to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.
you need to stop erking me.
that song erks me.
the screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. often drawn out for a second or two.
#1: 5-4-3-2-1 erk! roar! top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: “you’re going to fast! watch out for this curve….erk! phew! that was close.”
#3: “what is that!” erk! thump thump……
noncaring personwhodoesnt talk to people for days. no one ever knows where he is. his real name is eric but his black name is er-k.hesconstantlytellingfibs and is a waste if time.liar.
gabby: wheres er-k is i havent talked to him in awhile
rachel: who knows where er-k hes always lieing
a term used to describe the ugliness of one’s face.
erkkkks no. erks.
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