Erocktion


a erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men
“i poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. she saw me there, but she didnt stop.”(barney)
“what?”(fred)
“she didnt stop. i mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing.”(barney)
“whoa are you serious?”(fred)
“yeah, i got an erocktion.”(barney)
a rock hard erection
erocktion is when an erection is really hard due to being incredibly h-rny or s-xually frustrated
an erection you get after listening to good rock or alternative music song.
“i got erocktion last night listening to metallica”

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