errectnaphobia


those who suffer from this medical condition called errectnaphobia find themselves facing an immense fear of an errect p-n-s, a fear so great that it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during which the p-n-s will sporadically ejactulate s-m-n everywhere!
can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease in which the p-n-s is always errect.
“omg theres sh-t everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!”
“you did not just do that girlfriend”
“omg you’ve got errectnaphobia and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you”

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