erstwhile virgin
one who has had some but very little s-xual contact with another person. coined by f. c. ware.
yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he’s been living with his mother for the last 15 years. he’s not really a virgin, but he’s an erstwhile virgin.
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