esb
star wars (empire stikes back)
lando is pretty awesome in esb
eat sh-t b-tch
uggito go esb before i knock you out!!
josesillo esb, you suck at madden!
extra special bonus s-x or extra special b-m s-x
dude, i took my girl out for dinner and paid… that should earn me esbs!
extreme s-m-n backup
“dude, i’ve so got esb… i haven’t been laid in a week.”
esb stands for estradiol soaked b-tch. it describes a woman with a symmetrical face and a slender hourgl-ss figure who is very confident, selfish and narcissistic. she often betrays other women by stealing their mates and is usually only popular with brain dead men.
tiger woods’ “alleged” mistress is a total esb!
b-tchestradiol
an ancronym for excessive sperm build-up (aka blue b-lls).
ted just couldn’t handle his esb any more; he told his wife to screw off and went to the t-tty bars.
enormous sperm builtup
it is the male equivalent to pms. “why are you so gumpy dude, do you have esb?
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