Escalator Fart


the act of p-ssing gas at the top of an escalator thus allowing all others riding up behind you to p-ss through the fetid cloud.
“dude i totally got blasted by an escalator fart”
“i know,i hate riding up and being the man at the top, cuz you know everyone is thinking it was you”

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