escalbump
a person who gets off an escalator and doesn’t continue walking, thereby creating a human “b-mp” at the end of an escalator ride; a traffic jam at the end of an escalator ride.
if that kid doesn’t start walking, he’s going to be an escalb-mp and cause real probs!
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