Escaloafing
to stand on a moving escalator,or “loaf” as the name describes. not to be mixed up with “escalefting”
harry: dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, he could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.
adam: at least he isn’t escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.
harry: dude…are we high?
adam: yes
Read Also:
- spiritual advisor
another term for bartender. “are you having a mojito diablo or an italian apple martini?” “i dunno, let me consult the spiritual advisor on duty.”
- Grebner
someone who jacks off with jergens on a daily basis you finished another bottle of jergens? you are such a grebner!
- Greek Heimlich
the act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the heimlich maneuver on said person. when i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich
- Greek Goblet
a s-xual act involving at least one male in which the two other people suck on the male’s b-llsack. friend of guy 1- dude! did you hear about guy? friend of guy 2- yeah man i heard that guy 2 and girl 1 gave him a vicious greek goblet!
- spitelike
n; v; “liking” a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, etc on facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post. today on facebook, i spiteliked the sh-t out of katie’s photo of sean and rachel because they ended up banging later that night.