Escalopter


the novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
“that escalopter ride had that old lady tripping over herself when she saw it. mall security took our pictures on closed-circuit tv’s. i stole this prada coin purse.”
the novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
whoa mate, dizzzying escalopter! your expression is one of satisfaction and disorientation.

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