escalump
a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.
i would have made the train if it wasn’t for some escalump.
a person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
person 1: i seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the -ss.
person 2: seriously.
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