escapangus
after a one night stand, one sh-ts in their partner’s bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus
this really b-tchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the s-x so horrifyingly bad, i decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy
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