escape key
means of escaping a stressful situation or bad trip. often in the form of xanax or klonopin, another tool in the -rs-nal of someone tripping to be used in case of an emergency.
at a party where people are getting sh-thoused, tom and jerry show up with a belly full of shrooms and realize they know n-body there.
tom: is that guy really gutting a fish in the kitchen?
jerry: whoa. i can’t handle this.
(somebody bursts past them on the way to throw up off the porch)
tom: yeah f-ck this mess. glad we brought escape keys.
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