esched


to be royally f-cked unjustly.
her: “so, my soon to be ex had his attorney send me another wacky settlement offer that he calls a ‘bookend’ offer.”

me: “yeah, i read it. call it ‘bookending,’ double penetration, whatever. but, babe–you have been esched.”

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