Escort RS Turbo
the escort rs turbo was mabe by british ford in dagenhame from 1982 to 1991 seeing 2 different modles the s1 and s2.
these are with out doubt the greatest front wheel drive turbo charged cars every made by anyone… every..probably…i rekons
nathan says: that rs turbo is the best car in the world.
marcus says: yep d-mn right
a car driven by a rich chav, or a thief.
originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four rs turbo spoilers left in britain. these are p-ssed around the 1,562 rs owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car – another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. when he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
“oh mate, i nicked this rs turbo last night off me mate, help me get the spoiler off?”
“‘ere sharon, fancy a sh-g in my rs?”
“escort rs turbo – no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50”
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