Eselschlag


the german translation for giving someone a donkey punch.

donkey punch: when you’re f-cking someone doggie style in the -ss and you want it a bit tighter, just punch them hard in the back of the head. this is sometimes accompanied by the battle cry of “donkey punch!”
“donkey punch!” -bang!!!!-

“you son of a b-tch!”

-pffft pffft pffft- “ahhh, thanks babe.”

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