esexual
adj. one who constantly engages in the act of cybers-x for gratification. also referring to the use of technology items in a s-xual way.
that fool is h-lla es-xual, we saw his chat logs.
the avid es-xual used her cat5e cable to arouse herself
somebody who constantly m-st-rb-t-s to internet p-rnography, but has little or no interest in actual s-xual relationships. could be seen as as-xual in real life.
girl: yeah, he’s kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.
guy: no, he’s not gay. he’s constantly talking about p-rn. he’s just es-xual.
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