Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop
the eskimo marshmallow crème pop is a s-xual act where a male has a female perform f-ll-t– and spit his s-m-n into a make your own popsicle container. freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen s-m-n stick into her -n-l cavity. this s-xual act was invented by a woman.
girl 1: i thought he was a nice guy asking me if i wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. it sounded good, so i said yes. then he did it.
girl 2: so was it good?
girl 1: no… it was not good. not good at all. so cold… so very cold.
girl 2: wow.
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