Eskimo related couch buddies
when a set of friends have realized that they all have had some sort of s-xual relations on the same couch in the past or present.
“yeah me and him always hooked up on that couch after school”
“no way i just hooked up with ___ on there the other day!”
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“then i guess that makes us eskimo related couch buddies! considering we both had hooked up on the same couch”
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