Eskimo Rodeo


a nefarious girlfriend prank that involves icing one’s erection to the point of near frostbite and then sliding in bed and punching your frozen member into her gasm chasm while simultaneously gripping her tightly and whooping like a cowboy. the goal is to stay on for 8 seconds while she bucks and kicks like an angry bull.
“cody rode sheena at the eskimo rodeo the other night. he got a black eye, a couple broken ribs and a busted lip but made it the whole 8 seconds. that dude is a legend. “

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