Eskimo Snowchild


a s-xual encounter involving a man skeeting on a woman’s face in below freezing temperatures, causing the s-m-n to freeze into a white sheen over the women’s face.
man: “how’s the temperature inside the freezer?”
woman: “”it’s d-mn cold, that’s for sure.”
man: “perfect for an eskimo snowchild.”

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