Eskimo Tits


pretty self explanatory. the t-ts of a female eskimo or a very large male eskimo. eskimo t-ts have the peculiar quality of being one of the coldest things on earth. because the milk inside the eskimo’s t-ts is frozen, it is as solid as a brick.
“dude, it is as cold as f-cking eskimo t-ts outside!”

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