Esock
v-an elaborate and swift kick to the gooch.
n-the feeling you get when you draw the “plum king” in candy land when you are so f-cking close to winning.
“dude, jimmy got esocked last night. he almost went into a coma!”
cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall
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coolest motha f-cka alive. great in bed, very attractive, and funny. esocks are musicaly and artisticly talented.
wow that guy is such an esock
i wish i was an esock
did you see esock last night? no? d-mn.
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