esoterrorist
someone who feels that the best way to contribute to a conversation is to make an obscure reference to something as if it were some sort of inside joke that no one else involved in the conversation is aware of.
jim: hey, how you doin’ bob?
bob: about as well as peter when lois beat the cr-p out of him.
jim: what? you’re such an esoterrorist.
a loose affiliation of people who are privileged to the occult knowledge and seek to rule the world. aka the babylonian brotherhood, illuminati, bush family syndicate.
the bush administration was full of esoterrorists.
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