espiolage
the art of descrietly violating a sleeping person without disturbing their slumber through techniques like antiqueing, pantsing, pieing, face griffity etc.
i used my super espiolage skills to descrietly attack my girlfriend… she never saw it coming.
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- footing
see foot f-cking. that hoe is so loose i was footing her and she was like “is it in yet?” putting your foot up someone’s -ss -either angrily or l-stfully. ‘i’ve never been footed by someone with a shoe size above 11, this should be a good footing’ to m-ssage your friend’s br–sts with your […]
- Mattmatics
when a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote. my husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it’s been two years and it’s not finished yet.
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a hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic tv programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives. hey pete… why your father stays for hours and […]
- Merkantalism
merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. often used while playing mario kart as a policy towards the other racers. as they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a sh-ll, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. when done correctly this […]