esquire chode
a p-n-s that is three times as wide as it is long. this person is usually uppercl-ss and tyc–nish. some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.
wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese…and smeels like one too
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