Essedik
a sensitive but tough guy who’ll help anyone out if they deserve it. whenever you need something he’s usually the guy to turn to and always the shoulder to lean on. if he came across your life try to keep him forever and if your gonna date him he’ll always listen plus he’ll may not be hot but cute and he’ll always win you with his words.
“i don’t know what to do i’m screwed”
“hey did you ask essedik yet?”
essedik told me he liked me today in the sweetest way i knew he was the one!”
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