Essex girl

a (young) woman from the england county of ess-x. in popular mythology an ess-x girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with s-x.
q: how do you know when an ess-x girl has an -rg-sm?
a: she drops her kebab.
blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a sl-t, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc
man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa ess-x gal!
a “common” (or very common) girl, not very bright, both overdressed (in cheap jewellery and tacky fashion) and underdressed (displaying her -ssets), always materialistic (loves shopping), likes drinking heavily (alcopops will do), and f-cks indiscriminately and like a bunny, preferably with guys with a bit of money and claahhhss, but after a few drinks … well, has to ask her best mate “who was that guy i was with last night, ‘ch-lle?”
fred: i heard you scored last night.
rob: yeah, just an ess-x girl though. what about you?
fred: just went home.
rob: oh yeah, i forgot trish is an ess-x girl too!
often very fit girl from ess-x in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you f-cking idiots! however, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!
lad: so what are you doing after here?
ess-x girl: going home
lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
ess-x girl: oh yes!
some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from ess-x
ess-x girl: “i think i’ve got concussion.”
paramedic: “how many fingers have i got up?”
ess-x girl: “oh! don’t say i’m paralysed too.”
cl-ssically: a dumb, gum-chewing s-xually promiscuous girl.
of low intellect enhanced further with cheap clothing in the extreme; over accessorised with tacky jewellery, garish make-up, often, burnt/bleached hair (usually untidily and voluminously back-combed).heavy smoker, frequently innebriated and carrier of numerous s.t.d.’s..
arrogant, c-cksure (in more ways than one..) irresponsible, self centred, will stop at nothing to bed young and eager men.often heard in the early hours walking home, irritating the neighbourhood with noisy stiletto-heeled shoes.tragic indeed.
i was in southend again last night, ended up with a right dog! she was the cl-ssic ess-x girl (par excallance!)
cheap, easy, loud and dumb
dat boy thort i’d be sum ess-x chick, do what he sed n suck his d-ck

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