Essex Kiss


f-ll-t– (bl-w j-b for all you people who dont know lol): so called the ess-x kiss because it is the trademark of the ess-x girl. usually perfomed by a drunk or plain sl-ttish ess-x girl on any old random she meets in jacs.
“i went to jacs last night and got ess-x kissed on the dancefloor by some tramp”

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