Essex Porsche


the rather unpopular ford capri replacment, the probe was dubbed the ess-x porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the dagenham cruise circuit. this rather ugly motor shares it’s ch-ssis with, amongst others, mazda vans.

nowadays can include any cr-p wannabe sports car, but especially fords, due to their now shut car plant at dagenham, ess-x.
dudes! we got the driver himself in his ess-x porsche here, totally rev your engine and don’t race him.

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