essfaced
sh-tfaced. really effing drunk. usually making bad decisions that make for good stories when you are in this state of mind.
i was so essfaced last night that i forgot my friend was video taping me from inside my closet while i boned a chick in the -ss that when she accidentally sh-t on my d-ck, i threw up all over her and, in turn, she threw up all over me which made him fall out of the closet and scare the sh-t out of me as he too threw up all over the place.
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