Esteban Ochocinco
chad ochocinco. the most interesting footballer in the world.
you see the game last night?
-yeah, esteban ochocinco sure can kick.
yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!
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description of a person who is particularly wimpy, flinch or unconfrontational. can be abbreviated to eesh or esh. eeshlay can also be used to deride a person who is affraid to undertake an activity. stop being an eeshlay and tap-that–ss!
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- Four Cheese Limit
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