Estiality
having s-xual relations with cakes and/or cake related goods
pr-nounced east-tea-al-it-tea
man #1: “wanna see some estiality?”
girl #1: “whats that?”
man # 1: “basically i’ll f-ck a cake”
girl #1: “hey big boy, now you’re done with that cake, why don’t you come over here and do me?”
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